G

Sorry about the icky pic, I'll be investing in a much better camera soon.....promise!

On my recent sex shop trip, I was introduced to a lovely new product that a wonderful employee suggested.  I had Flower Balm in my hand (female version of Rocket Balm which I've had pretty hot experiences with) and was heading over to the toys when she grabbed a little bottle of  "G." I was in the market for a new stimulating product and am so glad I was intro'd to this stuff!  G is a "female stimulating gel" that is applied to the underside of the clitoris as well as the surrounding area if desired.  The bottle says to "massage gentle circles until increased sensitivity occurs" but trust me, even if you don't, you'll still feel it.  The best way I can describe it is "a super cooling, tingling sensation which leads you into a orgasmic adventure."  The best part (aside from intense orgasms) is that G is all natural, water based, and Paraben & Glycerine free.  It's so important to know what you're putting on your treasured little vajizzlejazzle! It feels great also because it's not sticky at all.  Sticky=not so good. Since I'm always skeptical about products that are meant to heighten orgasms, I opted to go with the small bottle which is 15ml's.  I love when products come in trial sizes only because to me it says "go ahead, try me, you'll be back for more...just you watch!" I will def be grabbing a full size bottle soon but at the same time, a little goes a long way so I'm pleased to know that this little bottle will last me a bit. G came in a "Pleasure Pack" which also contained a small matching bottle of massage lubricant in which I have yet to open.  The Pack was $14.99 so it was relatively inexpensive, the full size bottle is $19.99 which again, is pretty inexpensive, especially for what you get out of it! Like mama used to say... "you can't put a price on a good orgasm!!!"  Okay, so my mom never said that...infact, she would probably just shake her head since nothing I say shocks her anymore.  


Also, check the ratings, I'm not the only little satisfied girlie... both men and women agree that this product IS powerful.  Plus it comes with a 30-day risk free money back guarantee.....now doesn't that make you feel lot's better???! If you just want to take it for a whirl and try the trial size "Pleasure Pack," you can clicky here to experience the fun! If any of you get a chance to try it, please don't be shy and lemme know what you think!  I love hearing opinions and thoughts on just about everything, especially when it come to hotness!

My Favorite Eyeliners....Makeup Forever Aqua Eyes

• Bare Minerals Matte Foundation, Urban Decay Eyeshadow Primer Potion, Urban Decay Deluxe Eyeshadow in Ransom, Makeup Forever pencil in 3L, MAC Cream Color Base in Luna, Diorshow Blackout Mascara and Rouge Dior Replenishing Lipcolor in 475 Pink Preview.

25 gorgeous colors that LAST.  Whether you like to "Hooker-on" your eyeliner or just draw a simple-thin line, these Makeup Forever pencils will never, ever dissapoint.  The best part about them aside from the fact that they  stay on thru any and every weather condition is that they are basically "two in one."  You can use them as an eyeshadow or blended in with your shadow and you can utilize them simply for eye-lining purposes. These waterproof pencils contain a unique formula that adheres to the eyelid and resists water under the most extreme conditions without running or even fading. "Hooker Eyes" can be uber hotttt....but not when the rest of the liner is  all over the rest of your pretty face.  If you're going to Hook.....DO IT RIGHT!  My first pencil I ever bought from this brilliant line was the 7L which happens to be one of my fave colors: Turquoise. The first thing I noticed is how easy it was to apply, no messy clean-ups and most importantly no touch-ups at any point throughout the day.  I know I'm committing a huge makeup sin by confessing that this stuff is so good that I have woken up the next day with just about perfect makeup and I'm a very messy sleeper.  Let's be honest, we are all guilty of falling asleep with makeup on here or there. No disrespect to Ke$ha, but with these amazing pencils you no longer have to wake up looking like her. Let's be real, the chick is fun, I even rock her album sans "Stephen" (gayest song ever)..... but she needs to hire a makeup artist STAT.  Perhaps call the Haus because they obviously know what they are doing with our Goddess Gaga.  

Last week I decided I wanted Gaga "Let's Make a Sandwich" Telephone eye's.....I went to my favorite store ever, Sephora, and my eyes instantly caught a glimpse of 3L which is an iridescent navy blue. I fell INLOVE and I was seriously in a committed relationship with 7L.  When it comes to makeup, I always hear people saying the same thing..."I love it, but I don't think I could pull it off...." WRONG.  It's about confidence.  Even if something is a little too extreme for your taste, you can always tone it down and tweak it just as I did with my telephone eyes.  I didn't want to walk into my office with shadow up to my brows, so I just put my own spin on it and both versions, extreme or not so extreme turned out nicely.  If any of you are interested in peeping out these liners, I seriously recommend going down to your local Sephora or just clicky here.  If you have any questions, L (my makeup pro, who you'll meet later today or tomorrow) and I will be more than happy to answer any questions!  

4:17pm


She's not broken
She's just a baby
But her boyfriend's like her dad
Just like a dad
And all those flames that
Burned before him
Now he's gotta firefight
Gotta cool the bad

**Update**

Hey Dolls! I'm sorry I haven't been continuously blogging but that's all about to change! After fighting for 2 MONTHS with the phone company and their engineer I finally was able to get them to finish construction on my condo and install my Wifi.  It was such a nightmare tethering my BlackBerry to my laptop but never again! I made sure to get the fastest possible speed and now I'm faster than the speed of lightning....and yes, I'm inlove with my new laptop I can now fully use. I'll be updating every other day if not everyday at times! I know you all missed me! I'll be blogging as soon as I get home from work today Lovelies...!!!!  Oh and YESSSS! I did make that trip to the Sex Shop and lemme tell you.... get ready for the next level in masturbation.........oh just you dolls wait!

Sprinkle's & Some Boxing!

What better to follow a yummy night of boxing than a yummy box of Sprinkle's???

Yesterday, the bf grilled up some steaks and I made a pasta salad. We had some drinks and got our boxing feud on! Bf picked Mayweather and ofcourse I picked SUGAR Shane Mosley! It was a long fight and in round 12, despite Sugar's intense 1st round, May won by some points.  I'm still glad I picked Sugar though, he has so much more class than May's cocky bad attitude. The man is nearly 40 and Omgaga.  I'm not a sore loser so I gave my congrats to the bf and expressed that I was just happy my Sugar didn't get knocked out. He put up a GOOD fight and still had class and a smile at the end unlike May.  Fast Forward to this morning....bf brings me breakfast in bed and a few hours later I crawled over to one of my favorite Cupcakery's, Sprinkle's.  Yes, Yes, the same Sprinkle's made famous by Oprah and other celebs.  If there is a Sprinkle's near you, I so encourage you to follow them on Twitter. @sprinkles, does something really cool, it's called the "Whisper of the Day" and if you are one of the first 25-50 people that whisper the magic words of the day, you get a free cupcake of the day.  I've done it a couple time's before and it had been awhile so I decided to pop in the shop and whisper away. Today's whisper flavor is Vanilla, which is the white-sprinkled in the photo above. The blue and green dot is Chai Latte and the red and blue dotted ones are the "always orgasmic" Red Velvet, their #1 flavor and for a good reason.  I got a cuppy of milk to go along...so delicious.  Coming up is Target and Barnes & Noble... a couple of my favorite stores....!

I hope you all have a fabulous day dolls!!!